Three VERY important things…

One: Princess Prep: Fashion & Words Contest. Ends October 10th. (https://www.facebook.com/princessprep) Two: Guys Read Thriller Contest. Ends October 13th. Three: October Issue of Underneath The Juniper Tree! This is such a fun time of the year, get into the spirit of the season by dressing up princess dolls, writing thrilling tales, and reading spooktacular stories! Continue reading »

The Zombified Writing Winner Is…

Special guest judge D.M. Cunningham and I unanimously agreed! The winner is… Arequimis! Here is the winning entry: SWEET RELEASE I ate another one today – alone without the others. My body now unleashes hell upon the pure while I, a spectator in my own body, watch in repulsion. I wait for my savior, a lone … Continue reading »

Happy Halloween Month!!!

OHMAGOSH! Happy Halloween Month!! I have been very impatiently and ungraciously awaiting this day. Because this day starts the best month of all the other totally loser months. This month, I get to be creepy and no one can say anything about it! Also, drum rooooolllll: This month my blog is going to be the … Continue reading »

For all your Halloween needs…

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Operation Hot VLOGGER! Ending August with a BANG

This month’s Operation Hot Blogger Vlogger is so lip-smacking good you won’t believe your skull. This is the way we like to end our summer…with some good old graphic novel action, loud music, kick butt chicks, HC Noel, and OH YEAH…a CONTEST! Watch the vlog. Contest time!! Given my previous blog post about paranormal vs. … Continue reading »

The winner of the JANE ARC giveaway is…

Laura!! Congratulations! (email me your address and I will send the book) I loved Laura’s answer (a) because of the Stephenie Meyer joke. Well played, Laura, (b) I also find much “literary gold” in children’s books (I loooove middle grade), (c) TRON… woot! and (d) I love this: “…because as I said, rewards are always … Continue reading »

ARC Giveaway…JANE by April Lindner

Because the Glorious 4th was Charlotte Brontë’s favorite holiday (total lie, well I’m pretty sure it’s a lie, she was English after all.) I thought I would celebrate one of my favorite Brontës AND the 4th of July in one fell swoop. And to do this…I shall host another ARC giveaway. And the ARC is… … Continue reading »