D.M. Cunningham has gone MISSING! Or, in my opinion has been kidnapped–Halloween Tree Chapter 19

I’ve received a very important and seemingingly dire email from The Creepings of Creeping Hills. D.M. Cunningham has gone missing. (Although I’m not too sure how much I trust the Creepings of Creeping Hills. They are a diabolical bunch.) However, they have found the last known footage of D.M.: I’ve been asked by the Creepings … Continue reading »

Thriller! Halloween Tree Ch. 18…HC STILL hasn’t gotten his girl outta there!!

You know, at first I’m thinking, “Wow, this HC guy is a really selfish boyfriend. Forcing his hot model girlfriend to stay at a scary movie. Even the Late MJ left the movie for his girlfriend.” And If I remember correctly, MJ was IN the movie. But then I saw the end of the reading, … Continue reading »

The Halloween Tree Ch 17-Addison and Avery Sign-off!

Aunt Kate gets a massage while she reads the Halloween Tree Chapter 17. Addison and Avery do their best to simultaneously make Kate’s life difficult and make her life bliss while she reads. I’m going to miss these girls, their incredible cuteness, and their commentary “It’s impossibly impossible!” Continue reading »

The Suns’ Mascot reads to us…The Halloween Tree Ch. 16

LOVING the voice and body language of this Halloween Tree reading. FEARING the gorilla mask. Let’s just say, I grew up in Phoenix, AZ and was once traumatized as a young girl by the Suns mascot… …that sounds a lot darker than it should. I just physically ran into him in a dark room of … Continue reading »

Ummmm yea…Halloween Tree Chapter 15

This is about as “experimental” as it gets. Let me set the scene. I decided despite the weather (roughly 48 degrees), that I would put on my wig and go fully clothed into the Puget Sound (my backyard) and read Chapter 15 mermaid style. Halloween Tree Reading FAIL. So you get the bathtub instead. And … Continue reading »

Inside the killer, thriller Chapter 14 of The Halloween Tree

Hahahaha. I just snorted. Noel. Knocks. It. Out. Of. The. Park. Get ready for some awesome AWESOME Thriller night reading. No one can save you from this beast about to strike. Let HC Noel thrill ya. (Nice jacket by the way, Noel. You’re the hottest bald, goateed, mustached, white MJ ever!) Continue reading »

The Halloween Tree Chapter 13! (Try not to be jealous of this kid’s locks!)

The Landau Kids! If you follow Peter Landau on Twitter, you know that his children are ridiculously clever, funny, witty, and intelligent. And now, here they are to entertain us while Peter reads The Halloween Tree Chapter 13! BOO! (Ada’s sound effects are super fitting!) Continue reading »

Halloween Tree Ch. 12…Mr. Bradbury, plug your ears!

I never thought I would have to Red Band Addison and Avery! But I hear this reading gets pretty bonkers around 3:20! Continue reading »

CRAP. My clients are creative. Chapter Eleven…

5 seconds in, I’m snorting laughter. 30 seconds in, I’m honking laughter (not a pretty sound). A minute in, I can’t breathe. Please welcome D.M. Cunningham and his ummm friend. The Halloween Tree Chapter Eleven: Continue reading »

Yikes…Halloween Tree Chapter Ten…

Take a look at my poor blood splattered book: I think Mr. Bradbury would be proud. Anyway, there’s just a lot of weird stuff happening in my reading. I hope you can make it through. There is some serious Lynchian stuff going on. Continue reading »